What else annoys me about baby boomers? No sense of the ironic. They took a joke song from the mockumentary This is Spinal Tap with these lyrics:

Stop wasting my time
You know what I want
You know what I need
Or maybe you don’t
Do I have to come right
Flat out and tell you everything?
Gimme some money
Gimme some money

Then they used it as the backing track for an American Express commercial.

Are you tired? Tired of refighting the Vietnam war every four years? Tired of hearing about Woodstock? Tired of buying rascal scooters for every old person who wants one? Tired of politicians who don’t care about the consequences of their decisions because they are so old they will probably drop dead the minute they leave office?

Here in Louisiana we finally did something about it. We elected the youngest governor in the the nation! But we can’t stop there. There are numerous baby boomers running for president as we speak.

With boomers starting to retire in droves and the AARP one of the nations most powerful lobbies, non-elderly Americans are in a precarious situation. There are only 3.3 workers supporting each beneficiary of social security and that ratio will only shrink as more boomers retire and suck the lifeblood out of America like so many vampires.

But there is a way to fight back. You can support young candidates who aren’t in the pocket of Big Ensure. Candidates who will raise the retirement age, cut benefits, and enforce means-testing. (Does Alan Alda really need that check every month?)

You can now show your support for this movement with the new No Boomers ‘08 mousepad. This elegant, white mousepad will prolong the battery life of your cordless mouse while letting Rudy and Hillary know that you want no part of their 1960’s psychodrama. Get yours today!